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Monday, September 20th, 2010
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Post below this one:
Spam spam spam spammity spam.
Spammer, go to hell.
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Wednesday, May 19th, 2010
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We are the bright tribes
Skin lightning from the storm clouds
Speak thunder to ground
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
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Fall Harvest cold snap
You make my joints snap and pop.
Speak to rain: "Shove it!"
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This still exists? Wow...
'til it popped up in my feed
I had forgotten
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Semen's hot as blood
is, wasted as excuses
the way that you live
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pussy makeover
shave and a haircut- two bits
goin out tonite!
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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008
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＊ふみんしょう＊
もし寝たら、
予告しないで、
花はさく。
*fuminshou*
moshi nettara,
yokoku shinaide,
hana ha saku.
*insomnia*
If I rest,
Without noticing,
flowers will bloom,
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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
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Fisting dead turkeys
You've really got to admit
Thanksgiving's kinky
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Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
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My style's fugu
so I hope you don't think you
can bite my haiku
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Monday, November 10th, 2008
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Palin has deposed
Ann Coulter as top horny
Democrat grudge fuck
The Republicans
Are an elephant graveyard
Of grim cold silence
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Thursday, March 20th, 2008
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We fought in Warsong
With no exit strategy
A pointless stalemate
My last girlfriend made
Murloc sounds when she got off
I had to re-roll
Your mom's so fat, she's
Exalted with Taco Bell
Twenty-One K-cal
All I really need:
Air, Water, Food, Shelter, Sex,
Daily PvP
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i am finally
here stop masturbating for
just one damn minute
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bored at work again
make a list of all the things
i'd rather do now
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Sunday, January 13th, 2008
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Those of you who hang around at Turtle Island have undoubtedly already seen this....
However, we've been very busy adding people and we have quite a few newbies who have joined us. They need a proper induction, ne?
With that, I give you (again, cause it's one of our favorites):
The Pachelbel Rant
So, to that we add our own haiku -
Ode to Pachelbel:
They say if it's not baroque
it don't need fixin'
Much Love,
-Travis & Rebekah
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Tuesday, August 21st, 2007
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Keep whining. Perhaps
Your tears will make this copy
Machine fix itself.
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I'm a "pragmatic
pacifist." Some people NEED
a kick in the face.
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Monday, August 20th, 2007
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Before I found you
Glorious ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif?v=92.2) haikudeathmatch
I lacked opponents
None of my friends
Even my lovely boyfriend
Couldn't quite cut it
Please keep on writing
This idea is so cool
Thanks for being rad!
: )
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Attention hookers
Seventeen syllable bile
Lives at haiku_snark
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Friday, August 17th, 2007
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If I hunt Furries
Will PETA try to stop me?
Or try to fund me?
Dear ex-Boss, a toad
and a colostomy bag
Had you for a kid
Cutters in retail
Constantly slash their prices
So you'll notice them
Dear upstairs neighbor,
Doing laundry at midnight
Earns you some loud sex
Dearest parasite
Friends will watch his blood return
Find another host
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Thursday, August 16th, 2007
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the end of a job
gen'ral insecurity
what happens next week?
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complacent.
annoyed.